March 2012
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spacegroceries:
why did i divide sin by tan?
just cos
"The 'War Horse' actor [Benedict Cumberbatch]...
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reichenfeels:
sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:
*dies*
I can just picture it.
Every time Benedict would suppress his laughter at the sight of his large feet and ears, Martin’s face would be along the lines of:
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aaaaand of course i drag myself to class for once today
and it lets out early.
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Seriously, best joke ever.
elanchana:
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes...
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i got 99 problems but my pitch ain't one.
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“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...”
– John Green (via infinitives)
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February 2012
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things i've done today:
got speeding ticket
started some semblance of normalcy with ex
missed first class
interneted through the second
skipped the third to piss around with friend
bought really good pizza
pizza is taking too long to eat
so thinking of skipping next class as well
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bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18
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GODDAMN FUCKING SPEEDING TICKET
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the doctor and the master --
apondfromthestars:
the doctor stood, in the console room, fiddling with various controls, though uselessly.
it was cold. it was dark. as if the tardis could sense his solemnness.
amy and rory had just gone to sleep. sleep. hm. the doctor often wondered what might await him in his dreams if he were to ever sleep. that was the main reason he never slept, because he was so terrified of what...
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