December 2010
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yours is bigger than mine.: Oh fuck, oh –fuck- he... →
silencingthedrums:
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Oh fuck, oh –fuck- he hurt, he hurt and he was so hard, had been so hard for an hour now and hadn’t been offered release even once. Saxon had untied him from the chair and forced him to his knees on the bed, bound his wrists up behind his back and left him that way, gagged and with his cheek…
Fuck all y’all, I’m reblogging my own...
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Koschei of Oakdown and Theta SigmaThe two most notorious students at the Prydon Academy
As we near exam time everyone starts getting ready for their next move. Theta and Koschei have theirs all planned out. Koschei: Is that really how you’re going to start this, Drax? Theta: (laughing) He really does, though, Drax. He doesn’t head out the door without a plan for the day. Drax: So you just...
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my poor choices in desktop wallpapers....jk,...
for anon and lightningboltskaro
whatcha think? :)
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You only get half of Simm!Cheetahfluffporn now.
silencingthedrums:
Because I have to go to a family thing. A family thing during which I will have to try not to think about how much I want to write about a deranged half-Cheetah half-Timelord giving another Timelord a blowjob.
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The Doctor reminded himself for the third time that the Cheetah People had been an essentially playful species. Certainly they hunted and killed and ate flesh,...
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Sometimes I love people
Starbucks employee: ...And the name for this order?
Me: Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North
Starbucks employee: Yes, I know who you are
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The Porn Fairy
silencingdrums: I can see it now. Ten's all old and captured and like "Wtf am I going to do now", and Saxon's like "FUCK YES", and then… the Porn Fairy hovers in with some porn for its Master. And Ten's like, "…Ok, I can deal with this." And Saxon's like "NOT NOW PORN FAIRY."
o Theta Sigma o: BEGONE PORN FAIRY YOUR TIMING IS NOT ADEQUATE
silencingdrums: PORN FAIRY HAS NO SENSE OF TIMING.
o Theta Sigma o: HAHAHA
silencingdrums: Middle of buttsex. Middle of tea with the in-laws. Middle of crushing Japan. Just floats in with its dildo wand and a big 'ol sack of porn.
o Theta Sigma o: GOD DAMNIT Porn Fairy I just finished fapping. Not NOW. I could have used you twenty minutes ago
silencingdrums: Pornfairy: …;~; *floats sadly away*
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"I don't just claim it," the Master says tetchily....
-New Dawn Fades
have i made anyone read this fic yet? gah.
http://omphalos.livejournal.com/53022.html
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Master: "Captain, bitchiness does not become you....
-New Dawn Fades
is it wrong that i work this line into daily conversations?
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
rustingtobreathe:
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New insult
hoho(ho)
Stephen Fry: There are two words in the English language that rhyme with purple--
Alan Davies: ...Burple.
Stephen: I won't say they're everyday words---
Alan: Nurple. Gurple. Hurple.
Stephen: I'll tell you the answer--
Alan: ...Lurple.
Stephen: You won't get it if you go through all the--
Alan: Qurple, yurple...
Stephen: Do you know what you're doing on national TV? Mrs. Davies little boy has grown up to go yourple, nurple, kerple....
Alan: Kerple! Lerple, merple, nurple
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colin meloy is my spirit animal.
